How to drive Mom insane in 10 minutes or less:
Step 1 - Dump out train set
Step 2 - Pull all the winter stuff out of boxes
(what is mom thinking leaving them in reach anyways?)
Step 3 - Run away up the stairs, giggling like mad,
pull all the cushions off upstairs couches and
throw them down the stairs.
Step 4 - Run screaming to the bedroom to hide when she comes storming up after us.
Step 4 - Run screaming to the bedroom to hide when she comes storming up after us.
Step 5 - While in the bedroom throw and kick big brother's legos around.
Step 6- Maybe pull some books off the shelves.
Step 7 - Once herded downstairs pretend to sit quietly eating snack.
Step 8 - Jump up from snack every few seconds or so and start kicking train set, and everything else scattered on the floor, around the room.
Step 9 - REPEAT REPEAT REPEAT
Step 9 - REPEAT REPEAT REPEAT
When Mom stands bewildered in the middle of the room, staring heavenward with arms raised and yells "Will it never end?" your quest has been successful.







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